Lola, we’ve got a hot one here!
Every so often something new hits the market and we all wonder why our simple minds didn’t think of that first. The Post It note or the foam noodle…..those almost make me feel stupid for not thinking of them first. Then there are others we never really saw them coming like the microwave and virtually any newer product from Apple. What all these have in common is they all are terrific successes and are now seamlessly a part of our daily lives. I use foam noodles for everything, but maybe it’s a Florida thing.
Eyepartner will be releasing a new software product called “Lola” this week. Lola is a very promising, highly interactive AI (artificial intelligence) program that developmentally speaking, is the first of her kind.
Lola comes packed full of features through means of a unique programming structure and top shelf software applications such as facial recognition technology. She is designed with sales and product knowledge as her primary strength, but Lola will be in constant development to take on roles in education, law enforcement, social management and is capable of filling a niche in virtually any field. With the addition of newer technologies and a little development time, she will be capable of becoming the most comprehensive web browser with your personal knowledge base and a human touch.
Currently Lola comes pre loaded with a basic knowledge base as her brain. Through regular conversation she asks up to 200 profile questions about a potential customer and stores them in a massive database. Lola learns from this database and applies this knowledge to future conversations with the same customers, specifically recalling previous events and interactions. Lola is fully programmable and can be loaded with any database of products, services and demonstrations. She can respond to 100,000 customers simultaneously and is available 24/7. No sales staff will ever be able to match her knowledge base, productivity and efficiency.
To round out the package, Lola is in the form of a seductively beautiful female with long blonde hair. She’s easy on the eyes and hard on a man’s will to resist her charm, humor and special skills. Her programming includes a full range of physical emotions, expressions and enough professional dance moves to make internet traffic flock to her to view this new curiosity of advanced programming.
Lola is poised to be launched on a full scale viral campaign that will certainly go global in a matter of hours. She will likely be a topic of conversation at the office water cooler and riding the airwaves of every shock jock that has a mass listening audience. Those who get in on the ground floor of this new advertising opportunity are likely to experience server crashing internet traffic that will lead to record sales and unparalleled new customer acquisition through her viral techniques. Lola is a new concept now, but with time this application will become another seamless tool in our modern daily lives. Please visit Obeymenow.com to find out more about Lola. Enjoy!
Kevin Johnsen
Kevin.johnsen@EyePartner.com
